The wonders of being a girl (part 1)

More specifically, bubble baths (in winter!!)
Very few men understand the wonders and magical powers of a bubble bath.
But for a good bubble bath, you need the following:

• A good foam bath/oil
• really nice smelling bath bombs
• scented and non scented candles (a buttload of)
• a big glass of wine
• a book
• a lock for the door

With all these ingredients, it's time to settle in for a long soak. That's right boys, you'd better pee beforehand, it could be at least an hour before she's done.

You have your wine, you have your candles and you have your book. The first stinging of the hot water on your toes as you gingerly get in, gradually settling in to the hot water. Aaaaaaaaaaah, you can feel your extremities thawing out, lovely! Take a sip of your wine, crack your book open and relax...

Of course, you'll need to top up the hot water every now and then. If you're lucky, the tap handles are within arm's reach, but if not, you get to show off how dexterous you are with your toes. Repeat as necessary until relaxation is complete (or you can't stand the creaking sound of your SO's bladder under pressure).

Drain the bath, towel off, moisturise with a decadently thick and edible-smelling cream, and waft out, smelling fabulous and looking great!